EST. 2026  ·  For sufferers of the disease of kings
DATA · NON · DOLOR

Know which meals will trigger your next flarebefore you eat them.

Gout has tormented kings, presidents, and Benjamin Franklin. You, at least, will have data.

* GoutLog is in development. Founding members get first access.

Chapter I  ·  A brief history of agony

The disease of kings deserves better record-keeping.

Gout is old, well-bred, and exquisitely documented in every way except the one that matters to you.

I.

Henry VIII dined through eleven courses a night and gouted through every consequence — eleven courses, no data.

II.

Benjamin Franklin, between revolutions, wrote a Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout. The gout got the better lines.

III.

Once the affliction of monarchs and popes; now democratized by the takeout menu.

Most flares have a cause you can find. Patients who track what they eat report fewer of them.

Around 80% of gout patients who track their diet report fewer flares, per patient-survey data. GoutLog will help you find your triggers — which is the only sample size that matters.

The modern promise, in plain sentences:
Look up a food before you eat it. Log a flare when it comes. Watch the pattern surface.

Chapter II  ·  What we are building

Four instruments, honestly labelled as planned.

Purines — the compounds in certain foods your body turns into uric acid — are the thing to watch. These four pieces will help you watch them, together in one place.

The Purine Library

Look up any food before it's on the fork — plain ratings, not biochemistry.

The Flare Diary

Thirty seconds to log; your 2am self will manage.

The Lab Ledger

Track uric-acid results over time; bring the trend, not a shoebox of printouts.

The Correlation Engine

Where diary meets data: which foods precede your flares.

* AI meal scan — photograph your plate, get a purine estimate — is planned for a later course.

Terms of membership

Planned pricing, stated plainly.

Visitor's Privileges
Gratis
No card, no catch.
  • The full purine food lookup, complete
  • A 30-day flare diary
Full Membership
$4.99 / month
or $39.99 per annum.
  • The trigger correlation engine
  • Uric-acid lab tracking
  • Flare-risk forecasts
  • A doctor-visit PDF report

Planned pricing, stated plainly and subject to refinement. Waitlist members shall be offered founding rates. No payment is requested today.

Chapter III  ·  Inquiries to the secretary

Questions, answered without ceremony.

When does it launch?

It is in active development. There is no app to download yet, and we will not pretend otherwise. The waitlist is how you get first access — founding members see everything before the doors open.

What do I get for signing up?

First access when GoutLog opens, founding-member pricing, and an honest line or two as we build — no flood of email. We write when there is something worth writing about.

Is this medical advice?

No. GoutLog is a tracking tool. It informs the conversation with your doctor — it never replaces it. Nothing here is a diagnosis, a treatment, or a substitute for your rheumatologist's judgement.

Will it tell me to stop drinking beer?

It will tell you what correlates with your flares — the patterns in your own log, not a sermon. What you then do at the bar is between you and your rheumatologist.

Where does my health data live?

It is private, it is yours, and it is exportable. Your log belongs to you — take it with you whenever you like.

The register of founding members is open.

We shall write when the doors open — and not before, and not often.

* GoutLog is in development. No payment is requested — only your place in line.